Sometimes It Takes Balls to Be a Woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
 Standing up to a test
 While wearing a party dress
 Sometimes looks can be deceiving
 When you're quietly over-achieving
 Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
 She's a socialite, a decent housewife
 And she makes a mean lasagna
 So when the mechanic, said Lady don't panic
 But this one's gonna cost ya'
 She said I know I don't need my engine rebuilt
 Now just check the oil and change the belt
 Honey, I know you thought you saw me coming'
 Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
 Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
 Standing up to a test
 While wearing a party dress
 Sometimes looks can be deceiving
 When you're quietly over-achieving
 Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
 He says he should repent for the money I spent
 On shoes and bags and jewelry
 Well To hell with that, my hard working ass
 Ain't gonna sit before a jury
 I say now isn't a mighty small price to pay
 For all the love I send your way
 Honey when it comes down to the plumbin'
 Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
 Sometimes It takes balls to be a woman
 Standing up to a test
 While wearing a party dress
 Sometimes looks can be deceiving
 When you're quietly over-achieving
 Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
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 Look at Dolly and Loretta
 They still live it to the letter
 Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
 Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be
 Big big big big balls to be
 Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman