Mr. Five By Five

Well, twirl my turban, man alive!
 Here comes Mister Five by Five
 He's one of those big fat bouncing boys
 Solid avoirdupois!
 Mister Five by Five
 He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
 He don't measure no more from head to toe
 Than he do from side to side
 Mister Five by Five
 Got fifty chins and a line of jive
 He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
 He be Mister Five by Five
 That man
 Can really jump it for a fat man
 The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
 Whether he's comin' or ... or goin'
 Mister Five by Five
 He's slightly plump on his butter side
 He don't shake it no more from head to toe
 Than he do from side to side
 That man [my, my!]
 Can really jump it for a fat man [fat man!]
 Boys, the trouble is there's no way of knowin'
 Whether he's comin' or ... or goin'
 Mister Five by Five
 He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
 He don't measure no more from head to toe
 Than he do ...
 From side to side ...
 Mister Five by Five