Chocolate Jesus

Don't go to church on Sunday
 Don't get on my knees to pray
 Don't memorize the books of the Bible
 Got my own special way
 I know Jesus loves me
 Maybe just a little bit more
 I fall down on my knees every Sunday
 At Zerelda Lee's candy store
 Got to be a chocolate Jesus
 Makes me feel so good inside
 Only a chocolate Jesus
 Can keep me satisfied
 Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
 Don't want no Almond Joy
 There ain't nothin' better or suitable for this boy
 It's the only thing that can pick me up
 It's better than a cup of gold
 Only a chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul
 When the weather gets rough
 And it's whiskey in the shade
 It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
 'Cause he flows like the big muddy
 But that's okay
 Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
 Got to be a chocolate Jesus
 He's good enough for me
 Only a chocolate Jesus
 He's good enough for me
 Got to be a chocolate Jesus
 Makes me feel so good inside
 Only a chocolate Jesus
 Can keep me satisfied