Fuck Christmas

Fuck Christmas!
 It's a waste of fucking time
 Fuck Santa!
 He's just out to get your dime
 Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy
 And fuck all that mistletoe
 White-bearded big fat bastards
 Ringing bells where'er you go
 And bloated men in shopping malls
 All going ho-ho-ho
 It's fucking Christmas time again!
 Fuck Christmas!
 It's a fucking Disney show
 Fuck reindeer
 And all that fucking snow
 Fuck carols
 And fuck Rudolph
 And his stupid fucking nose
 Fucking sleigh bells tinkling
 Everywhere you fucking goes
 Fuck stockings and fuck shopping
 It just drives us all insane
 Go tell the elves
 To fuck themselves
 It's Christmas time again!
 Dear sentimental bastards!