Take Your Life Seriously

Thing about the Great Wall
 Once you've seen a piece of it you've seen it all
 Seriously!
 You can build a big stone boat
 Cover it with the sex organs of plants and call it a float
 Or you could take your own life seriously
 You might want to call your kids flotsam and jetsam
 Maybe you aspire to be the world's biggest slob
 Maybe you're a go-getter, better go out and get some
 Get a wife and have a dog named Bob
 But you've got no time for fun
 Gotta cover your tracks and load your gun
 Take your own life seriously
 At the beach or at the mall
 You could rake the sand or you could sweep the hall
 You might want to take your schoolwork seriously
 You ought to play basketball in South Carolina
 Maybe you could study those little moon rocks
 Or sell a bell for every bicycle in China
 Bring your money back home and play the stocks
 Like a bird who cannot fly
 Just pick a funny name and learn how to jump real high
 Why don't you take your own life seriously?
 Drop a clock to the bottom of the sea
 Put one on the moon and give a third one to me
 I will discredit your logic permanently
 I can prove that chaos is rational
 I can prove anarchy is divine
 I can prove that a single object
 Can really be in two places at one time
 When I'm dead and I'm gone
 Some will call me right and some will call me blond
 But all will agree I took my own life seriously
 Thing about the Great Wall
 Once you've seen a piece of it you've seen it all!
 And you can take your own life seriously