Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

CHORUS:
 Keep your Jesus off my penis
 Keep your bible off my balls
 Keep your prayers out of my ears
 And your crosses off my walls
 You can keep the virgin mother
 And the resurrection too
 Keep your Jesus off my penis
 I'll keep my penis offa you
 Well, I'm frickin' sick and tired
 Of turning on the news
 And seeing the religious right's ungodly fight
 To take our right to choose
 When to bear our children
 Who to love and how
 Education and protection, if we're just practicing for now
 So W, look, obey a book
 If that's what works for you
 But I don't tell you how to pray
 So don't you tell me how to screw!
 CHORUS
 So you're screaming bloody murder about the Taliban regime
 For subjugating women and being too extreme
 And basing legislation on some ancient, holy book
 Does that sound a bit familiar?
 Here's a mirror, have a look!
 And as for the Ten Commandments, they need one more, at least
 "Thou shalt never cover up the acts of pervert priests"
 Now how'd they let that happen
 Unless they just abhor us?
 Well, anyway, it adds another layer to the chorus!
 CHORUS
 So you'll execute a person and then protect the single cell
 But mercy kill the terminally ill and you're going straight to Hell?
 Well, I don't know much about the word of God, far be it from me
 But I can tell you what it ain't, that's hypo-Christianity
 Well, I am not anti-Christian, before you grab a rope
 There is beauty in religion
 And joy and love and hope
 And we're all lookin' for that answer
 Some colossal, cosmic cause
 But who the f**k are you to turn your views into my laws?
 It's just believers in the bible that would have abortion banned
 Anti-choice agnostics, I could count 'em on one hand
 And as for killing babies, I've got but one retort:
 If someone raped your daughter, George, you'd beg her to abort
 And if some young girl from your church shows up with child or some infection
 cause you told her what a horrid sin it was to use protection
 Well, one day you'll face the pearly gates
 And what you gonna say
 When that long-haired, Jewish peacenick sends your ass the other way
 Sayin' keep your Jesus off my penis
 Keep your bible off my balls
 Keep your prayers out of my ears
 And your crosses off my walls
 I've had it up to here with all the biblobile you spew
 So keep your Jesus off my penis
 Well, at least that's what I would do
 Yeah, keep your Jesus off my penis
 I'll keep my penis off of you
 That's if'n you want me to