Do You Kiss Your Mama with That Mouth?

This song is about anybody
 Unless I wrote it specifically about you, in which case it's just for you
 People say I don't know what I'm talking about
 But I know exactly what I'm talking about
 I'm talking about they can go fuck themselves
 That's what I'm talking about
 Okay, let's do this, one, two, one, two
 Sometimes, it's the alcohol that's talking through me
 But most of the time, this is how I felt
 No excuses for the things that I say
 It's nobody's fault because I'm doing it by myself
 If you're offended by what it said
 Choke, chokin' on the words I should have read
 The number one question on everyone's lips is
 "Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"
 Yes!
 I kiss your mama with this mouth
 Yes!
 I kiss your mama with this mouth
 Yes!
 I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
 Yes!
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 Shakespeare's bullshit, he was a fraud
 He stole all his shit from the Greeks, and France is fake
 I'm not looking for any applause
 I just wanna get my fuckin' point across
 The things that I say may not be right
 But after I say 'em, I sleep like a baby at night
 The only question on everyone's lips is
 "Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"
 Yes!
 I kiss your mama with this mouth
 Yes!
 I kiss your mama with this mouth
 Yes!
 I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
 Yes!
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 I saw the tongue devil, a mouth like a whore
 You never know what life has in store
 A moment of glory, little dying words
 Children should be seen not heard
 All my life, misunderstood
 I'm fuckin' too smart, too smart for my own good
 The last question before I go is
 "Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"
 Yes!
 I kiss your mama with this mouth
 Yes!
 I kiss your mama with this mouth
 Yes!
 I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
 Yes!
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 A little sprinkle of happiness
 A little sprinkle of sadness
 And a lot of I don't give a fuck
 Alright, I'll stop fucking around