Blue

Hey, 'Ronica
 Ew, you got a left hand, use it
 Don't talk mean like that
 You'll hurt their feelings
 You make my balls so blue
 You hurt them badly
 You make my balls so blue
 They're hangin' sadly
 What did they do to you
 That you hate them so?
 Don't run from me
 They're all beat up like a tackling dummy!
 They long for your embrace
 They're warm like mittens
 They'll curl up on your face
 And purr like kittens
 You make my balls so blue
 Just look at them glow
 They're beggin' you
 Don't make my balls so blue
 Heather? Heather?
 Open the door!
 Oh no, oh no-no-no
 Open the door!
 Oh no, oh no-no-no
 You make my balls so blue
 So please say hello
 Hold 'em, enfold 'em
 And never let go!
 Once you were geeky (ooh!) and nerdy (ooh!)
 But they knew (ooh!) you're dirty (ooh!)
 You've set them (ooh!) on fire (ooh!)
 Whatever you require they'll do (ooh!)
 So take 'em home to meet your parents!
 They'll wear a suit and tie
 And a fancy collar
 They'll sing a lullaby
 La-la-la-la-la!
 Please make these balls not blue
 Just for a while
 Can't wait 'til later
 My pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater!
 Look! Booze! Drink!
 Thank you so much!
 They will protect you
 Defend you
 Respect you
 Befriend you
 Like Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie-the-Pooh!)
 Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue
 My balls will work for you
 They will obey ya
 They really need rescue
 Like Princess Leia
 Baby, you've gots to come through
 Teach them to smile
 You've got no clue how much these two depend on you
 Please help them through!
 My balls are in your court!
 (You make them balls so blue!) Yeah!
 You make my balls so blue
 (You make them balls so blue!) Ow! Ow!
 You make my balls so blue
 (You shake them!) Good god!
 (You quake them!) My balls!
 (You break-) You make my balls so blue
 (You take them!) Lookit, lookit!
 (You bake them!) Lookit, lookit!
 (Chrissake-) You make my balls so blue
 Please make their dreams come true
 And make these balls not blue!