A Campaign of Shock and Awe

Behold, the eighth wonder of the natural world
 Come one and come all, see the two-headed girl
 Stupendous! Revolting! You'll be shocked, you'll be awed
 A true freak of nature, a blunder of God
 But possessing such talents! Hear them sing, see them dance
 As seen in the highest class parlours of France
 Just ten bucks a photograph, get your seats while they last
 We take Visa and Master Card, debit or cash!
 Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
 If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
 Aren't we lucky to be here?
 Stop moving, they're taking a picture
 Smile for the camera, Evelyn
 Come in, come in! Must be cold out there, gentlemen
 Take off your coats and just guess what the wind blew in
 I know you like twins, have I got a surprise!
 They're identical sisters, attached at the sides!
 Just imagine the fun you could have with these chicklets
 And they're so well behaved, not a single complaint yet
 Just look at these photos while I pour your a cocktail
 I don't know whether I should charge double or triple!
 Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
 If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
 Aren't we lucky to be here?
 Stop moving, they're taking a picture
 Smile for the camera, Evelyn
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 Ladies and gentlemen, critics and hipsters
 Have you heard the new disc by the Evelyn sisters?
 Seamlessly floating with grace between eras and genres
 They sing timeless new songs rife with double entendres
 As featured in Rolling Stone, Spin, the New Yorker and Pitchfork (Pitchfork)
 There's an in-store appearance today at the corner of Bedford and Seventh Ave
 Come get a photograph, sticker and autographed shirt!
 Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
 If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
 Aren't we lucky to be here?
 Stop moving, they're taking a picture
 Smile for the camera, Evelyn!