Crabulon

Beware! Geneticists
 With their craziness and hybrid monster fantisies
 Beware! The things they do
 They're geneticising monsters with geneticglue
 Beware! It won't be too long
 Before they splice some stuff and engineer a Crabulon
 Beware! Mighty Crabulon
 Here he scuttles left to right made from flutonium
 March forth, crabuhoard killing humorns(?)
 March forth, raise a claw for the crab lord - Crabulon!
 Destroy! The humanoids
 Fill their bellies full of nasty little crabuloids
 Destroy! Their only sun
 Harness the power put it in a laser gun
 Destroy! It's claw vs hand
 Their demise is the beginning of our master plan
 Destroy! The human race
 Perform a pincer movement crabukilling at great pace
 Arise my mighty pink army
 Scuttle left! Scuttle right! Attack!
 "But doctor how did Crabulon come to be?"
 "Well little Kraven, when a robot and a crustacean love each other very much he uses his hard drivve to impregnate the crustaceans eggs. However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!"
 Too complex for the human mind, my brain hurts