The Coffee Song

Way down among Brazilians
 Coffee beans grow by the billions
 So they got to find those extra cups to fill
 They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
 You can't get cherry soda
 Cause they've got to tell their quota
 All the way things look I guess they never will
 They've got a billion tons of coffee in Brazil
 No tea or tomato juice
 You'll see no potato juice
 Cause the planters down in Santos
 All say no, no, no
 The politican's daughter was accused of drinking water
 And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
 They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
 No rum and no soda pop
 It's bad for the coffee crop
 And those tiny little T.V. beans
 They know, know, know
 So you'll add to the local colour
 Serving coffee with a crutier??
 Dunking doesn't take a lot of skill
 They've got an awful lot of coffee
 A zillion tons of coffee
 They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil.