Rikki Tikki Tavi

listen to me
 hey rikki tikki, rikki tikki, rikki tikki tavi
 i am not a machine so don't treat me like buttons
 rikki tikki, rikki tikki, rikki tikki tavi
 we're not identical twins so don't finish my sentence
 tell me the truth or don't tell me anything
 i'd rather have heart than courage or a brain
 rikki tikki, rikki tikki, rikki tikki tavi
 don't pay any mind to a voice behind curtains
 if you meet the devil's wife
 make sure you wear a suit and tie
 and leave him where he stands
 and if he tries to shake your hand
 just hit him with her frying pan
 and leave him where he stands
 listen to me
 rikki tikki, rikki tikki, rikki tikki tavi
 if you want a picasso, you better start diggin'
 rikki tikki, rikki tikki, rikki tikki tavi
 if i build the ark will you wait for the water?
 the only thing that ever turned him blue
 was thinking the sky is what he should be turning to
 rikki tikki, rikki tikki, rikki tikki tavi
 there are snakes in the grass so we better go hunting
 if you meet the devil's wife
 make sure you wear a suit and tie
 and leave him where he stands
 if he tries to shake your hand
 just hit him with her frying pan
 and leave him where he stands
 let her take the kitchen sink
 and cut her from her apron strings
 just leave him where he stands
 all you need is amnesty
 so grab my hand and come with me
 just leave him where he stands
 rikki