Jason's Bar Mitzvah

Whizzer, hey
 Suddenly it all came clear
 I say let's have my bar mitzvah here
 Surprise!
 This was Jason's brilliant idea
 And I brought the prayer shall
 Oooh
 It's Jason's bar mitzvah
 Don't you move
 Everything will soon be great
 Close your eyes while we redecorate
 I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres
 And someone please eat them
 Oooh
 It's Jason's bar mitzvah
 Lovely
 Flowers make things lovely
 Champagne makes things lovely, too
 Everyrhing's amiss
 Drink up
 Anyone for bubbly?
 Probably is doubly useful
 at a time like this
 Cheers
 Cheers!
 And aren't things lovely?
 I feel more helpless than I have in years
 Try this on
 Mendel, get this thing in gear
 Please excuse me if I interfere
 But I feel that since I'm the host
 It's me who should toast him
 Oooh
 To Jason's bar mitzvah
 I notified the nurses
 Told them
 "Please do not intrude"
 I passed around the food
 Then dumped some extra food
 Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty
 She's cooked for some two hundred guests
 We number not that many
 Actually... we're seven
 Maybe it's not dumb
 The way this whole thing ends
 The food tastes really yummy
 Oh, mummy!
 The flowers seem to sparkle (Lovely)
 Candlelabra sets the tone
 (I must make things...)
 The wine is very soothing (...lovely)
 Soothes the something, something
 Someone needed soothing
 (Put everything in it's place) I think perhaps I'm overdressed
 I think perhaps it doesn't matter that you are (Ready for the band...)
 But, here we are
 Jason's bar mitzvah looks like the books say it should
 Cheers
 And aren't things lovely?
 Everything is lovely
 I feel more helpless than I have in years
 Here he comes
 Fix his tie
 Trina, try to make him smile more
 Don't know why
 But he looks like Marvin
 How did you turn out so great?
 Who do I thank for the man you turned into?
 Kid, do you know how proud I am?
 If I dont show how proud I am
 You hold my dreams, kid
 I burst at the seams 'cause of you
 Son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
 Son of Marvin
 Son of Trina
 Son of Whizzer
 Son of Mendel
 And godchild to the lesbians from next door
 Sing, oh sing, oh sing
 Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh
 Heh-oh-non vi-low
 Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale
 Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh