A Bag of Weed (From Family Guy)

Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
 When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
 Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
 But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
 A bag of weed, a bag of weed
 Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
 It's the only hope that you'll ever need
 Because everything is better with a bag of weed
 There you go, you're all getting it now
 When Texas people want to feel good
 They go assault a queer
 When stupid people need a thrill
 They rent "The Rocketeer"
 When Michael Jackson needs a rush
 He humps a guy like me (right!)
 But all we need is a bag of weed
 To keep us worry-free
 One, two, three, ho!
 A bag of weed, a bag of weed
 Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
 No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
 Because everything is better with a bag of weed
 Have a go, Brian
 As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
 And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
 But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
 'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
 And one, two
 A bag of weed, a bag of weed
 Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
 You can try and fight but we're all agreed
 Because everything is better with a bag of weed
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 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
 And a one, two, three, four
 And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
 A bag of weed, a bag of weed
 Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
 You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
 Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
 Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!