Police Encounters

From the West Coast gonna take a plane
 Hit the East Coast gonna take an A train
 Hit the East Coast, going all the way
 Why don't you come to Harlem?
 All the spies went out to sea
 But I remained in Harlem
 Had to pay my parking fees
 Felt just like P.T. Barnum
 Caught a couple Pinter plays
 I should have stayed in Harlem
 Then I heard a policeman say
 I think we should disarm him
 I think we should strong-arm him
 So out of place in Harlem
 Then I see you standing there
 In your dyed black hair
 And no underwear
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
 Caught a couple Albee plays
 I should have stayed in Harlem
 Then I heard a policeman say
 Do your best to not alarm him
 I've got eyes for the policeman's wife
 In her dyed black hair and her Bowie knife
 I've got eyes for the policeman's wife
 The policeman's wife, the policeman's wife
 The policeman's wife, the policeman's wife
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
 Diddy, diddy (Bump, bum)
 Diddy, diddy (Bump, bum)
 Diddy, diddy (Bump, bum)
 Police encounters
 Diddy, diddy (Bump, bum)
 Diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
 Unions went on strike today
 But I remained in Harlem
 I've got eyes for the policeman's wife
 In her dyed black hair and her Bowie knife
 As I see her standing there alone
 In her dyed black hair
 And her Android phone
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
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 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
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 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Police encounters
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
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 Police encounters
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
 Bomp, bom, diddy, diddy
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 Bomp, bom