The Man Without A Tan

The man without a tan came strolling into town
 He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around
 Girls were all (?) hum the lullaby
 The men where all suspicious but that didn't know just why
 There man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me
 He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV
 And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist?
 (?) entertainer with a little bit of this
 Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town
 He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and say down
 He ordered a Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice
 He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice
 He finished up his cola and the waitress (?)
 He looked a litthe bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon
 He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down
 It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down
 Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone
 She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should've known
 The man without a tan was on the line and being cute
 I stood back in the showers, I was fuming in my boots
 Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 Twenty years has have passed and I'm the man without a tan
 ((?) to be rugged handsome man)
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 And then you came right out with it and said "You are my man"
 (Then you came right out with it and said "You are my man")
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 And then you came right out with it and said "You are my man"
 (Then you came right out with it and said "You are my man")
 The man without a tan
 The man without a tan
 And then you came right out with it and said "You are my man"
 (Then you came right out with it and said "You are my man")
 The man without a tan