Combat Chuck

A real life superhero. He's got
 the Holy Ghost. He's either
 praising Jesus, or he's making
 toast. Ain't got no superpowers,
 ain't got no giant brain, but he
 would try and help you, if he
 heard you call his name. There's
 some kids there in some trouble,
 need a Pepsi on the double. then
 he shouts, not so quiet, "Would
 you like regular or diet?" Found
 a campsite for some kids, by the
 stage is what he did. People ask
 why he's so nice, he wants to be
 like Jesus Christ.
 GO GO! GO GO! GO GO! GO GO!
 Whenever you're in trouble,
 whenever you're in need,
 Combat Chuck will help you, he
 nearly runs with speed. He's on
 the ball to save the masses, got
 some thick old horn-rimmed
 glasses. his head is bald, he
 shaved it shiny. Kicks the devil
 in his hiney. People ask why
 he's so nice, he wants to be like
 Jesus Christ.
 COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO!
 COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
 COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO!
 COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!