Oh, Canada

Welcome to Canada, it's the maple leaf state
 Canada, oh, Canada, it's great
 The people are nice there, they speak French too
 If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue
 The great white north, their kilts are plaid
 Hosers take off, it's not half bad
 I want to be
 Where yaks can run free
 Where Royal Mounties
 Can arrest me
 Let's go to Canada
 Let's leave today
 Canada, oh Canada
 I s'il vous plait
 They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs
 Lots of lumber and lumberjacks and logs!
 We all think that it's kind of a drag
 That you have to go there to get milk in a bag
 They say "eh" instead of "what" or "duh"
 That's the mighty power of Canada
 I want to be where
 Lemmings run into the sea
 Where the marmosets can
 Attack me
 Let's go to Canada
 Let's leave today
 Canada, oh Canada
 I s'il vous plait
 Let's go to Canada
 Let's leave today
 Canada, oh Canada
 I s'il vous plait
 Please, please explain to me
 How this all has come to be
 We forgot to mention something here
 Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
 And Slurpees made from venison
 That's deer!
 Let's go to Canada
 Let's leave today
 Canada, oh Canada
 I s'il vous plait
 Let's go to Canada
 Let's leave today
 Canada, oh Canada
 I s'il vous plait