Pre-Ex-Girlfriend

She's so cool it's almost eerie
 She's so fine I lost all hope
 Genetical testing
 Something has gone wrong
 She should get back in her cage before they find she's gone
 She said she hated Kenny G
 That girl is way too good for me
 We'll break up before it starts
 She'll only tear my world apart
 Da na na na na na na na na
 Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine
 Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind
 You might say she's everything
 Just before everything goes wrong
 She's sunshine and lightning
 She pulls at my heartstrings
 She's stunning and then she's gone
 The intellect that girl has
 She's saying death to false jazz
 Like kryptonite to Superman
 She's here to break my heart again
 Da na na na na na na na na
 Watch her on the floor tonight
 Feel the crush she will incite
 Spark of hope she will ignite
 A beautiful sight
 Softer than the lightest snows
 Watch her as the moment slows
 In my face the door will close
 And there she goes
 Oh, um, hi...
 Hi.
 I, um... look, I was across the room,
 Uh-huh.
 And then I looked over, and I saw you...
 Yeah...?
 And, um, I was wondering if...
 Uh-huh...
 Maybe you wanna do... uh... go do something?
 Umm... no.
 Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine
 Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind