Superpowers

Bacon bits and jalapeños
 On my polish hot dog
 Half a pound of potato chips
 And a beef jerky log
 Press my face to the window
 Wrapper sticks to my shirt
 Eight people in a stinky van
 A couple more couldn't hurt
 Eat some food off the floor
 I've developed a taste for bread mold
 Ride around in a van
 Don't take
 A shower for six weeks and
 We've been given superpowers
 Ask us for an autograph
 We sing (we dance)
 We'll make (you laugh)
 Don't you want to be like us?
 Everyone in the band can't stand me
 Just because I fell off the stage
 And kind of by accident
 I broke the promoter's legs
 Sometimes we have a deadline
 For writing our songs
 Five minutes left to write this one
 La, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
 Sleep in a sleeping bag
 Every floor looks the same as last night
 You wake up
 You drive
 You play a show and then you sleep again
 We've been given superpowers
 Ask us for an autograph
 We sing (we dance)
 We'll make (you laugh)
 Don't you want to be like us?
 We've been given superpowers
 Ask about our rock and roll
 Our hair (our clothes)
 Hobbies (and pets)
 Does he have a girlfriend yet?
 I sometimes feel I'm Holden Caufield
 Sometimes Jack Kerouac
 I wanted to be famous
 Now I want to take it back
 Don't want to rock the mic
 Don't want to meet the pope
 I just want to share with you
 How we got this peace and hope
 We've been given superpowers (I wanted to be famous)
 Ask us for an autograph (Now I want to take it back)
 We've been given superpowers (I wanted to be famous)
 Ask us for an autograph (Now I want to take it back)