Signs

And the sign said
 "Long-haired freaky people
 Need not apply"
 So I tucked my hair up under my hat
 And I went in to ask him why
 He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man
 I think you'll do"
 So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that
 Huh, me workin' for you"
 Whoa
 Sign, sign
 Everywhere a sign
 Blockin' out the scenery
 Breakin' my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign?
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 And the sign said
 "Anybody caught trespassin'
 Will be shot on sight"
 So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house
 "Hey! What gives you the right
 To put up a fence to keep me out
 But to keep Mother Nature in?
 If God was here, he'd tell you to your face
 'Man, you're some kind of sinner'"
 Sign, sign
 Everywhere a sign
 Blockin' out the scenery
 Breakin' my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign?
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 Now, hey you, mister, can't you read?
 You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
 You can't even watch, no, you can't eat
 You ain't supposed to be here
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 The sign said, "You've got to have a membership card
 To get inside"
 Uh
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 And the sign said
 "Everybody welcome
 Come in, kneel down and pray"
 But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all
 I didn't have a penny to pay
 So I got me a pen and a paper
 And I made up my own little sign
 I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me
 I'm alive and doin' fine"
 Woo!
 Sign, sign
 Everywhere a sign
 Blockin' out the scenery
 Breakin' my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign?
 
 Sign, sign
 Everywhere a sign
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 Sign