Shore Leave

The crew has been fatigued now from so many months in space and they need to take a break
 The landing party has beamed down to check out the terrain while the crew gets ready to play
 They say there's only plant life living on this lovely rock but a rodent appears wearing a vest
 followed by a blond girl with a terrible accent but at least she gave it her best
 Kirk's tricked by spock
 and weapons are hidden under rocks
 Sulu shoots a handgun without warning anyone that they might want to stay out of the way
 It's amazing how quickly Angela seems to have moved on after the death of her fiance
 She seems so relaxed here that you would not even guess that he died in the last episode
 Kirk tells Bones about his days in the academy then he runs into an old foe
 Yoeman Barrows screams
 Don Juan is not just a dream
 I sure want to leave
 I think you'd agree
 Ruth appears from nowhere and she hasn't aged a day I think she might be a salt vampire
 She might also have the venus drug because Kirk can't think straight he's so distracted by her
 good thing the antenna didn't hear what mccoy said, or there'd be armies of don juans around
 Sulu sees a samari and then runs into kirk they figure out the phasers are down
 Then spock beams down
 They're trapped until they can figure it out
 I sure want to leave
 I think you'd agree
 McCoy defends Burrows against a Knight on a black horse and he says that it can't hurt him
 but he goes down in seconds and then Kirk shoots the black knight but it's too late he's dead, Jim
 someone steals the bodies and then finnegan appears so they get into a brawl
 Kirk orders the team to concentrate on standing still and don't think of anything at all
 Some dude walks out and proceeds to explain what it's all about
 I sure want to leave
 I think you'd agree
 But we cannot leave until we find out what it's all about
 It's all make believe nothing is permanent down here it's just an amusement Bones is now alive so it's okay for him to say "I'm a doctor not a shishka bob"
 park
 apparently it's okay if we trust an unkown race who can read any one of our thoughts.
 So be careful what you wish for in this land of dreams come true because you just might get what you want
 I sure want to leave
 I think you'd agree
 But we cannot leave until we find out what it's all about
 I want to know what it's all about
 I want to leave without any doubt
 I sure want leave