John Simon Island

It's John Simon's Island
 It's a famous island
 It's where the band members all stay
 John Simon's an island
 John Simon's a person
 He came from Captain Carl's ass and it hurt
 After John Simon was finally squeezed out
 The rest of the band came pouring out
 Captain Carl was hurtin' pissed off
 But laughing and bleeding and shooting a lot
 Shooting band members
 Rolling and laughing
 And giggling orgasmic responses
 They love it, they need it
 They can't live without it
 Captain Carl shoots a lot of bullets
 Smarter than anybody
 Can do anything
 They can even fly
 But they're not good at landing
 Save the world
 Or end the world
 Even change the world
 But should they even try
 The cracker boys took Vernard and Mitch to Key Color
 And boy they're pissed
 The band members cry every night
 Vernard drives a small car
 Mitch smokes cigarettes
 Living on John is not the same
 Without Vernard and Mitch, it's not the same
 The cracker boys wlll be killed and raped
 Everyday midget gooks are raped
 Japan had an earthquake and it was really bad
 John Simon was horny, but now he's really sad
 Pissed off
 Not fair
 Never given a chance
 Grow some ghetto hair
 They could kill and they could change
 They could create or rearrange
 Shooting holes in a sunken ship
 It's just not worth it, the damn thing won't sink
 So they live on
 John Simon Island
 Happy just to be like they is before
 Black weed grows out of John's ass
 Get near it and die
 Ass just grows
 Out his hair