Stop The Apocalypse

What the fuck is that?
 Barreling towards our Metropolis
 From the deep water in the likeness of Lochness
 Knockin' its noggin like a hockey stick hocking spit
 Meltin' down the top of this planet like chocolates
 Lava rocks slosh in his esophagus like lozenges
 For every drop that drips down somebody
 With the awkwardest sounds
 The prophet says the opposite
 We've got to stop, stop, stop the apocalypse
 Elevate like geysers and rise like helium
 Together Colorado show 'em how the west is really one
 I'll rap 'till my finger's numb and leave your toes tinglin'
 For heaven on earth slash blue planet kingdom come
 I'm Jonny 5 but I act like Wall-E 'till the trash is sorted
 Into more practicaler forms like stacks of quarters
 I am I b bee surviving colony collapse disorder
 Stop, stop, stop the apocalypse
 Aooooga, aooooga, booga, booga
 Antichrist pulls up in a bad mini cooper
 Fabulous doo and a vocab I woulda stayed in school for
 Says he's overdue but was beach bummin' in Newport
 So he says, what's new sport
 I said, stoppin' you of course
 He says, you have the better chance of slobbing the nob of a unicorn
 I stuck around the cuneiform and told the spawn of Lucifer
 The shoelessness of his backside we had a solution for
 We rise at the end like a standing ovation
 Lay it on thick for those with thin patience
 Keep in touch with the good like holding
 All the while spittin' sicker than a mouth full of rabies
 Our maybes are certain
 No closing of curtains
 Our maydays are milkshakes for the social still forming
 From storming to norming to fighting to see a new day
 We stand for the Wii like Nintendo tennis
 In the land of the free
 Revolution is key quinoa lentils spinach
 And we're about to change the game
 Treat it like a scrimmage
 Preach to the choir when the minister's finished
 Speak and inspire like Dennis Kucinich
 Reaching for hire like the apprentice
 Leaving 'em red up and awe like dentists
 It's worth a shot man tetanus
 To overturn the sentence