Absurd

King kong in Cannes
 On a date with Spider-Man
 Dan Dare's sitting there
 Scared by the killer teddy bears
 Down town Minnie Mouse
 Is slippin' Mickeys in the famous grouse
 While Big Bird spreads the word
 Anybody with a heart votes love
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 Judge Dredd found dead
 Face down in Snoopy's bed
 Outside Tweety Pie's
 Getting itchy on more supplies
 Meanwhile Snow White
 Gets ready for work tonight
 Turning tricks with crystal tips
 Trying to make the best of it's absurd
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 Puppy dogs and pussy cats
 In suspect suicide attacks
 Captain Kirk from planet earth
 Fights it out with Papa Smurf
 Some phoney little ponies
 Preying on the old and lonely
 Making friends robbing them
 The X-Men taught them everything
 Betty Boop's tired of life
 Took vows became a bride of Christ
 While Tintin's been playing in
 Caesar's palace Live on Ice
 Babar Kumbayahs
 With the mighty morphin movie stars
 As Big Bird spreads the word
 Anybody with a heart votes love