The Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha ha ha
 Ho ho ho
 And a couple of tra la las
 That's how we laugh the day away
 In the merry old land of Oz
 Buzz, buzz, buzz
 Chirp, chirp, chirp
 And a couple of La di das
 That's how the crickets crick all day
 In the merry old land of Oz
 We get up at twelve and start to work at one
 Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done
 Jolly good fun
 Ha ha ha
 Ho ho ho
 And a couple of tra la las
 That's how we laugh the day away
 In the merry old land of Oz
 Ha ha ha
 Ho ho ho
 Ha ha ha ha ha
 That's how we laugh the day away
 With a ho ho ho ha ha ha
 In the merry old land of Oz
 Pat, pat here
 Pat, pat there
 And a couple of brand new straws
 That's how we keep you young and fair
 In the merry old land of Oz
 Rub, rub here
 Rub, rub there
 Whether you're tin or brass
 That's how we keep you in repair
 In the merry old land of Oz
 We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
 Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-huh
 Jolly old town
 Clip, clip here
 Clip, clip there
 We give the roughest claws
 That certain air of savoir faire
 In the merry old land of Oz
 Ha ha ha
 Ho ho ho
 Ho ho ho ho ho
 That's how we laugh the day away
 In the merry old land of Oz
 How we laugh the day away
 With a ha ha ha
 Ha ha ha
 Ha ha ha
 Ha ha ha
 Ha ha ha
 Ha ha ha
 In the merry old land of Oz