I'm A Bitch

Alright, I do it for you
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 Its called im a bitch
 And close attention to the rhyme scheme
 It's a little tricky and
 Well you'll see, alright
 I'm a bitch goes like this
 I'm a creature born to fight
 I'm a screecher in the night
 Why, I've made poison ivy itch
 I am really thriving
 When i'm conniving
 Nothing new in me
 It's the shrew in me
 Between you and me
 I'm a Bitch
 Now listen I told you in advance it was called I'm a bitch
 What did you think i was gonan rhyme with itch?
 Stay with me, alright
 In a royal bitchy mood
 I could spoil frozen food
 And that's by walking through the kitch
 Can't help but be vindictive
 It's so addictive
 That old crappiness
 Is my happiness
 I hope that most will pardon my boast
 Or even toast
 That i'm a bitch
 My characteristics
 Defy statistics
 My pique has been unique since my very first day
 My mother's obstetrician
 Diagnosed my disposition
 So i kicked him
 My first victim
 In my inimitable way
 In my rancor I'm a tanker out to hit
 And i can knit my brows and never drop a stitch
 'Cuz in my maliciousness
 I find deliciousness
 And i'm venomous
 Enough for ten of us
 It's "unenimous"
 If you all got the pitch, yeah
 Sentiments malevolent
 Seem to be prevalent
 Well isn't it queer? Isn't it rich?
 I'm a
 Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi
 Itch