Dunked On

Out on the court for a game of two on two
 Me and Mike vs. James and his boy, Big Blue
 We headed off to Kevin's house right after school
 'Cause he got that new Lifetime basketball hoop
 We game ready, we came ready to play
 We came ready to win and bring the trophy home that day
 Big Blue said – you ain't bringing home that W
 "How you gon score when I'm standing here in front of you?"
 I grab the ball and I passed it in to Mike
 Mike caught the pass, faked left and went right
 He broke through the line and he threw it off the glass
 I couldn't believe my eyes, he was running so fast
 Caught the pass in midair then he threw that boy down
 Nobody could believe it, James fell over on the ground
 He started cryin, put his hands on his head
 And Big Blue looked at me and Mike and he said
 Why is James cryin? – Cuz he just got dunked on
 I ain't even lyin – yo, he just got dunked on
 Yep yep, he was standin in the way
 So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face
 Why is James cryin? – Cuz he just got dunked on
 I ain't even lyin – yo, he just got dunked on
 Yep yep, he was standin in the way
 So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face
 James was mad, I could see it in his eyes
 James never gets dunked on and James don't ever cry
 He stood up, beat his fist on his chest
 Looked at me and Mike and ran his thumb across his neck
 He grabbed the ball, squared up to the hoop
 Took a hard right step and then he slipped in dog poop
 Me and Mike started laughing and he deserved it too
 For the rest of the day we called him Captain Poopy Shoe
 Then the ball bounced right over to me
 Big Blue was so big I could barely even see
 I took the ball and I threw it in the air
 Although I couldn't see a thing I had a feelin' Mike was there
 He grabbed the ball and did an alley-hoop dunk
 Right on top of James, he made him look like a punk
 Then James' girlfriend walked by
 She stopped right there and looked me square in the eye
 She said
 Why is James cryin? – Cuz he just got dunked on
 I ain't even lyin – yo, he just got dunked on
 Yep yep, he was standin in the way
 So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face
 Why is James cryin? – Cuz he just got dunked on
 I ain't even lyin – yo, he just got dunked on
 Yep yep, he was standin in the way
 So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face
 For the rest of the game, the lead went back and forth
 It was all tied up when I checked the score board
 There was only 10 seconds left on the clock
 James went in for a layup but his shot got blocked
 Why? And then juked out Big Blue
 With the spin move, I was headin straight for the hoop
 I looked at Mike, put my hand up in the air
 James was standin in the way but you know I didn't care
 Mike threw a perfect pass and I jumped so high
 I was way up in the sky, dog it felt like I could fly
 I grabbed the ball and I threw it down hard
 Right on top of James, I felt like a superstar
 That's how me and Mike won the basketball game
 We beat Big Blue and Big Bad James
 'Cause me and Mike are the number one team
 And we heard James cry and we heard his mom scream
 She said
 Why is James cryin? – Cuz he just got dunked on
 I ain't even lyin – yo, he just got dunked on
 Yep yep, he was standin in the way
 So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face
 Why is James cryin? – Cuz he just got dunked on
 I ain't even lyin – yo, he just got dunked on
 Yep yep, he was standin in the way
 So I jumped up in the air and I dunked it on his face
 Yea, you come up in here - you're gonna get dunked on
 Payton and Kemp
 Penny and Shaq
 Pippen and Jordan
 Boy, me and Mike are bad