The Telephone Always Rings

(Hello?)
 It must be wonderful to live like you do
 To have respect from everyone that you know
 To have surprises waiting outside your door
 When you come home to answer your telephone
 He who knocks is he that missed
 The 'Don't Disturb' sign on the door
 And he who call this, he that dropped
 Invitations on the floor
 Sitting down and switching on
 The wooden box, the door is locked
 Switching off the world outside
 The party's over for the night
 It must be wonderful to live like you do
 To have respect from everyone that you know
 To have surprises waiting outside your door
 When you come home to answer your telephone
 The telephone starts to ring, it rings
 The five-piece doorbell starts to chime
 The liquid clock burst into song
 It's out of tune, the timing's wrong
 It must be wonderful to live like you do
 To have respect from everyone that you know
 To have surprises waiting outside your door
 When you come home to answer your telephone
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 It must be wonderful to live like you do
 To have respect from everyone that you know
 To have surprises waiting outside your door
 When you come home to answer your telephone
 Lying down and soaking in
 The bubble bath, the door is locked
 Switching off the world outside
 The party's over for the night
 It must be wonderful to live like you do
 To have respect from everyone that you know
 To have surprises waiting outside your door
 When you come home to answer your telephone
 It must be wonderful to live like you do
 To have respect from everyone that you know
 To have surprises waiting outside your door
 When you come home to answer your telephone
 It must be wonderful to live like you do
 To have respect from everyone that you know
 To have surprises waiting outside your door