The Fun Lovin' Criminal

One, two, three and I come with the redneck style
 'Cause you know I'm getting paid by the mile like Avis
 I pave this, fast save this
 Everybody smile and act gracious
 See, I rob banks, I pull pranks
 Sometimes I eat franks and knishes, best wishes
 I'm vicious, but here I am again like CNN
 Delivery, my friend
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
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 Yes, we bug a lot and my friends is loud
 And I'm more freaky than Disco 2000
 I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite
 I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night (night)
 I never let the cops get wind of me
 And I never, ever, ever say die (die)
 I never take myself too seriously
 'Cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 The fun lovin' criminal
 The fun lovin' criminal
 The fun lovin' criminal
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 Means with the greens, murder on your spleen
 Livin' in a dream, do you know what I mean?
 Goateed indeed, smart like John Steed
 I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weed
 I got so much flavor that I always leave you chewin'
 And I got so many styles you be thinkin' I'm from the UN
 Broke into the White House and never got caught
 And I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut
 We're always optimistic about human relations
 I've got more friends than my man, Peter Gatien
 We always fun lovin', so don't start buggin'
 If your girlie comes up and starts kiss, kiss, kissin' and huggin'
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
 Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal