The Funkiest

It was the voice of a courageous explorer
 A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's knowledge
 And the expansion of his horizons
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 Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it
 My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it
 I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zorro
 Who's Perry Quomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow
 Like orphan Annie, yo, it's the uncanny
 Doobie, with bona fide funk for your fanny
 Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim?
 Stick 'em an' boogers, I flick 'em
 I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
 So fuck a piranha, just like Jeffery Dalhmer
 I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs, ice 'em
 Yo, step to the sun an' I'll fuck you guys up
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 Ring around the roses to the funk, you punk
 I flips, smacks an' paddy whack an' does all that junk
 Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
 But I freak the style, like if I was Handyman
 Uh, oh, um, I think we're in trouble
 'Cause girls call me Dumbo an' guys wanna rumble
 Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
 The action packed rhyming like uh, Simon an' Simon
 [Incomprehensible] word, the fuckers smell like turds
 'Cause mommy will buy you a mockin' bird
 Mary's quite contrary, takin' out these fairies
 Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry
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 Breakdown
 Yo, son, kick that shit
 Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
 You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
 I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader
 From here to Medina, like Sarafina
 I yell,? Hallelujah?, you're fat like Lex Luther
 To master mind the funk, do ya, do ya?
 The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
 I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler
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