I Still Got Porn

I'm still the biggest loser.
 I fucked up how could I lose her,
 to such a boring guy? Is everything alright?
 He don't deserve that girl.
 He sure can't handle her.
 It sucks so hard, what can I say?
 She kicked my balls and ran away.
 Is she trying to be funny?
 It isn't Aprils fools day!
 Just take a look around,
 how could she turn me down?
 This girl's got awful taste.
 Her beaut is all a waste.
 But what she lacks most are the brains!
 I thought we had something cool.
 But the way this turned out made me look like a fool.
 I got rejected so bad.
 She was the greatest love that I never had!
 I've come to think about it.
 Some girls are never worth it.
 She can't make up her mind,
 it's just a waste of time.
 I wish you guys bad luck.
 I hope your first time suck.
 I honestly don't give a fuck!
 You don't need her. Just be a man.
 Why would you need her? You still got your hand!
 I don't need her. I won't feel torn.
 Why would I need her? I still got porn!