Abandon Ship

Mayday, mayday
 The captain's lost control again
 The fucking ship is breaking up
 We're going down in flames
 Mayday, mayday
 Man overboard again
 The sharks have started circling
 They only eat the brave
 The SS death lost everything
 No one here can fucking swim
 So baby, baby, hold me tight
 While I drown myself in you tonight
 While I drown myself in you
 
 Mayday, mayday
 The ship has hit the rocks again
 This isn't going to fucking work
 We're heading to our graves
 Mayday, mayday
 Man overboard again
 We're sinking in the river sticks
 No one can escape
 The SS death lost everything
 No one here can fucking swim
 So baby, baby hold me tight
 While I drown myself in you tonight (while I drown myself in you tonight)
 While I drown myself in you
 While I drown myself in you tonight (while I drown myself in you tonight)
 While I drown myself in you
 
 Ladies and gentlemen
 May I have your attention please?
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 This is the captain of your ship
 I'm sorry we depart this way
 You left me brokenhearted
 But I never loved you anyway
 No, I never loved you anyway
 No, I never loved you anyway
 No, I never loved you anyway!