Time Crime

Napoleon Blownapart, 1610 -
 Martin Luther, they did it again
 World War Two, 1945 - tourists from the future, they did not survive Panzers at Hastings,
 1066 - we fought with lasers, they fought with sticks
 Nuking the Romans in 238,
 Enslaving the Cavemen in times before date
 Strange confusion in space and time
 Today, tomorrow, they blur the lines
 Yesterday could be tomorrow's today
 But yesterday could be tomorrow too
 A knight with an Uzi, that makes no sense
 With mammoths and Mongols there is no defence
 Hitler meets Caesar, Stalin and Nero
 They're building a robot, so don't be a hero
 Tyrannosaurus rampage in London town
 Jack The Ripper wears the Russian crown
 Stonehenge ruined in a hail of rockets
 Shakespeare's eyes - pulled from the sockets