Me, You and Steve

Candlelight and moonlight all around us
 I look into your eyes
 You hold my hand underneath the table
 And I can't disguise the way I feel
 I could've wished a thousand wishes
 For this night, I can't believe
 That it's finally me and you, and you and me
 Just us, and your friend Steve
 Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve
 Do-do-do-do-do-do, leave
 What's the deal with your friend Steve?
 Hey, how's it going?
 You took me out for waffles and to the movies
 I was hoping for romance
 You even took me to the Mexican circus
 I thought there was a chance we'd be alone
 I could've wished a thousand wishes
 For Steve to disappear
 What the fuck's your fucking problem?
 Why's he always here?
 Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve
 Do-do-do-do-do-do, go away
 What's the deal with your friend Steve?
 Hey, how's it going?
 It's not that I don't like your friend
 But how many hours with him can you spend?
 And it's not that I don't think he's great
 But its only you, only you, I wanna fellate
 Are you gay for Steve?
 I think you may be
 And that would be alright
 But let a bitch know just what your steez is
 So, I know if I should shave tonight
 I could've wished a thousand wishes
 'Cause I like to be with you
 But if it's always me and you, and your friend Steve
 There's nothing I can-
 Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve
 Do-do-do-do-do-do, seriously?
 What's the deal with your friend Steve?
 Hey, you know
 I don't even care how he's doing (how's it go-)
 Steve!