One Night Stand

I never do this ever
 It's not what shy girls do
 But something in your eyes
 Drew me closer to you
 Do you feel the spark between us
 Sometimes you can just tell
 I feel our two souls touching
 Like I know you really well
 This might be strange to tell you
 And I swear I'm not a whore
 But there are 206 bones in my body
 And I'd really like one more
 I'm like Fred Flinstone
 I make your bed rock
 You're like a parking ticket so fine
 Jean Claude Van DAMN you're sexy
 Let's get horizontal and combine
 Cause you're fine, you're so FINE
 Oh baby you're so fine, you're so fine
 You blow my mind HEY!
 You can call me coffee bean
 Cause I know just how to grind HEY!
 Your right leg's Thanksgiving
 Your left is Christmas
 Gonna visit in between the holidays
 Energizer bunny keep going and going
 We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze
 Cause you're fine, you're so FINE
 Oh baby you're so fine, you're so fine
 You blow my mind HEY!
 You can call me coffee bean
 Cause I know just how to grind HEY!
 Shoot would you look the time
 Gotta go, this has been fun, hey!
 Lots to do in the morning
 Gotta help my friend move
 Gotta do my taxes
 Gotta check my e-mail
 Plus it's Arbor Day, hey!
 Where the hell did I put my bra, Oh... HEY!
 Wait what, you think we're dating
 However could that be
 Cause we just had sex
 And it meant nothing (at all) to me
 How could we be dating if we never held hands
 We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands
 You got inside my body, but you didn't reach my heart
 We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start
 There's no way we were dating cause we never helds
 How could we be dating if you never took me out, ooh
 No whisper of sweet nothings
 You just made me scream and shout, ooh
 There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way
 The Jackson Pollack, The Pearl Harbor
 The moon landing
 You may know my body,
 You don't know my soul
 You want the donut
 But all you're gonna get is the hole
 Listen babe I'd call you
 And probably real soon
 But I lost my cell
 And I'll be out of town 'til June
 I guess I didn't mention
 My band's going on tour
 So I'll be super busy
 Otherwise we'd date for sure
 Cause it was... so great