Pregnant Women are Smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it
 Because they're pregnant
 Effing son of a gun
 You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps
 Now that you're pregnant
 I can't count all the ways how
 You speak in clichés now
 Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl?
 Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy
 Riki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other.
 Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.
 I can't wait to hear someone say
 "Don't care if it's brain dead
 Don't care if it's limbless
 If it has a penis"
 Pregnant women are smug
 Everyone knows it, nobody says it
 Because they're pregnant
 This zen world you're enjoying
 Makes you really annoying
 Riki: So, is it a boy or girl?
 Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
 Riki: What you're gonna name it?
 Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
 Riki: Who's the father?
 Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
 Bitch, I don't really care
 I was being polite
 Since you have no life now
 That you're pregnant
 You say you're walking on air
 You think that you're glowing
 But you've been ho'ing
 And now you're pregnant
 You're just giving birth now
 You're not Mother Earth now
 Riki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married.
 Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.
 Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when...
 Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless.
 Pregnant women are smug
 Everyone knows it, nobody says it
 Because they're pregnant
 Effing son of a gun
 You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
 Now that you're pregnant