Self Esteem

You text at 3 in the morning
 And you misspelled my name
 You've slept with half my friends in Facebook
 And most of them think you are lame
 You say that with me it's different
 And you're not that big of a dick
 And if you disappear it's cause you're "busy"
 Not cause you're with some other chick
 I know that this might be uncouth
 But I've decided to tell you the truth
 My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
 It's close
 But not quite there
 Give me time to get a little more rejected
 And you and I could make an awesome pair
 A totally awesome pair
 I seem like your perfect target
 Like I've been lonely for too long
 You think I haven't had sex in forever
 And I'll admit that you're not wrong
 But I would rather have no-one
 Than this crap let me reaffirm
 I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
 And the antidote was in your sperm
 I know that this might be uncouth
 But I've decided to tell you the truth
 My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
 It's close
 But not quite there
 Give me time to get a little more desperate
 And you and I would make an awesome pair
 A totally awesome pair
 Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
 Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
 Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
 What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
 Especially when I'm on the road
 Or anywhere really
 Because I'm a girl hello?
 That's kind of how it goes
 Love is allusive and impossible
 But dicks are available everywhere
 So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
 To get a penis like yours attached to a man
 Who can't even pretend to care
 Maybe if something goes horribly awry
 And I think I'll never find a better guy
 But for now
 For now
 My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
 It's so close but not quite there
 Give me time to get a little more wasted
 And you and I will make an awesome pair
 A totally awesome pair