The BJ Song

I've been down here such a long, long time
 My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view
 I've been working hard here not sure what else to do
 Maybe I'll try eye contact...
 Nope no eye contact I feel like a creep
 Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to (cough)
 Oooh I just chagged, I hate chagging- (cough) I did it again
 Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth
 So avante garde, what a pioneer
 God, we don't know anything about the history of women
 If a hipster comes on someone's face
 Does he make it in a figure 8 like little come glasses
 Pearl vision
 I wanna make you feel good
 And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
 I wanna make you feel good
 But only if it doesn't take too long
 What should I do, my mouth is so dry
 Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry
 If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad
 Oh my god stop thinking about my dad
 The length of time down here I'm willing to do
 Is directly proportional to how much I like you
 I feel like you should know that and hurry up
 Cause guess what, I don't like that you that much
 Or maybe I do, who are you
 I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing
 I can't be down any longer with not knowing
 You've got one of those dicks I can't seem to place
 I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
 (Deep breath) Oh it's Derek
 I wanna make you feel good
 And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
 I wanna make you feel good
 But only if it doesn't take too long
 What's that sound, (gasp) it's silence
 I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time
 Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like two years
 Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty
 Am I always like (blah blah blah) so I don't have to face my fears
 Do I really need a dick in my mouth stop talking?
 Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
 God, I'm so sick of myself
 I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much
 Am I scared of silence-
 Yes he's coming
 Woah he's coming