Introduction By Garrison Keillor

where has my coutry gone?
 where has my country gone?
 it was a land of opportunity that we held dear
 but now all these other arseholes are coming here
 where's my country gone?
 it was just here like 2 seconds ago
 coz when they said that this was the land of the free
 I'm pretty sure that they were reffering to me
 where's my county gone?
 it got upset and now its wandered away
 it took 43 presidents to make us stand tall
 and just 1 black guy to unravel it all
 country gone
 please tell her that we need her back home
 theres a great big hole in the liberty bucket
 coz someone forgot to tell the borders to suck it
 and now theyre all hanging out on my lawn
 and now they're ruining my song
 making it sound like chuck mangoine
 wheres my country gone