Gary Saw Linda Last Night

Gary saw Linda last night
 Kissing Frank Roma
 He was sad
 I thought they were lovers
 But then I was glad
 'Cause now I'd be alone (yeah)
 Gary saw Linda last night
 Kissing Frank Roma
 He was sad
 I thought they were lovers
 But then I was glad
 'Cause now I'd be alone
 To walk the streets of Endicott
 All by myself
 I need to walk the streets of Endicott
 On a Friday afternoon (yeah)
 And I still remember the time
 That I saw Linda and Frank kissing
 They'd had no concern for me
 They weren't even thinking
 It was lust, I guess
 But I feel real bad because
 Frank was a good friend of mine
 He had been my friend for a long time
 And Linda was like my first girlfriend
 So when he came up to her and started kissing her
 What do you-, what did-
 What did you expect me to do?
 I had to ask him one more time
 "Just what were you trying to do to my girlfriend
 Were- were you trying to take her away from me?
 Linda meant a lot to me, you knew that"
 And to think that
 All it took was one kiss
 One simple kiss was all it took
 For you to take my girlfriend away
 It only took one kiss
 To make me think
 That I never would have Linda back
 But you should have never done that
 You should have never thought
 That I wouldn't find out
 When I watched you
 I watched you through the trees
 As I hid, up in the woods
 And I saw you kissing Linda
 You were kissing Linda
 You were kissing Linda
 And I didn't even think one moment
 That you would even-
 That you would even think about me!
 You didn't think what I would think!
 But I guess, I-
 It must have been lust
 That's all it could have been, was lust
 First degree lust, second degree
 You made me feel so bad
 When you were kissing Linda
 Oh Frank, why did you even think that?
 Didn't you know
 I'd even think about that for a moment?
 Please
 Please stop and think a moment
 Don't kiss Linda any more
 That's all I'm asking
 When I come back home
 Please don't let me find out you were kissing Linda
 You were kissing Linda
 You were kissing Linda under the tree, Frank
 And I just haven't been able to forgive
 I can't forgive you
 I can't forgive you for any moment
 Any time, any time at all that I stopped
 And I thought about what you had done
 You made me feel so bad!
 Gary saw Linda last night
 Kissing Frank Roma
 He was sad
 I thought they were lovers
 But then I was glad
 'Cause now I'd be alone
 To walk the streets of Endicott
 All by myself
 I need to walk the streets of Endicott
 On a Friday afternoon
 I could feel the sun rising
 It started getting hot
 I could feel the sun rising
 I really liked her a lot
 I could feel the trees moving
 They wanna hold my hand
 Just like Linda and Frank
 It really got out of hand
 You know, the last time I saw you
 You were kissing my girl
 Just like Adam and Eve
 I can't trust you no more