Laughing Jackie The Pimp

Laughing Jackie smiled so sweet
 He ran the girls who worked our street
 They worked all day and night to put
 Diamond cufflinks on his shirt
 With his silver-handled walking stick
 Jackie never missed a trick
 Laughing Jackie
 Handsome in his tailored suit
 Laughing Jackie
 Always in a pleasant mood
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 Laughing Jackie, never mad
 When a cutie stashed a wad
 See his cane, it spins and twirls
 Laughing as he beats the girls
 If he got a broken one
 There's always more where that came from
 Laughing Jackie
 The bus station runaways
 Laughing Jackie
 They all wound up at Jackie's place
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 Then one day the Russians came
 To put a stake in Jackie's claim
 Jackie thought he could resist
 Oh, that's a trick that Jackie missed
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 Jackie bang your little tin cup
 Hoping for a coin to drop
 The Russians beat you with your stick
 But Jackie don't you look so sick
 Isn't it every pimp's ambition
 To one day become a musician?
 Laughing Jackie
 With his funny, wired-up, broken jaw
 Laughing Jackie
 He's not laughing anymore