I Do Do Things I Do

A daring little rascal, that's what my friends call me
 Getting into trouble is to me like A B C
 At school I drew the teacher's face on someone else's slate
 Now I'm grown up I write rude words upon the doctor's gate
 Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do
 I did a daring deed today and didn't care a sou
 I smacked a lump of meat outside a butcher's shop in Kew
 Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do
 Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do
 I raised my hat one evening to a lady dressed in blue
 She said "How are you", I replied "What's that to do with you?"
 Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do
 I went into a hosiers, I'd nothing else to do
 The man behind the counter said "What can I do for you?"
 I said "Are all your shirts quite clean, or are the clean ones gone?"
 "We've heaps" he cried, then I replied "Why don't you put one on?"
 Oh, oh I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do
 I made a policeman stop the traffic once at Waterloo
 He said "Do you want to cross the road?" I answered "No, do you?"
 Oh I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do