My Best Friend's a Skeleton

I met him on a rainy day
 I was lost and wanderin' around
 I heard him coming from miles away
 Cuz his bones make a ruckus when they hit the ground
 He said: "Hi" that set the pace
 We talked and talked some more
 Even though he had no face
 It didn't matter cuz we had a rapport
 My best friend's a skeleton
 He's a really stand-up guy
 My best friend's a skeleton
 We'll be friends 'till the day that we die
 We pick up chicks, we go to bars
 And we down our shots in a cinch
 We go to cemeteries to watch the stars
 And talk about the films of David Lynch
 We are of a kindred ilk
 So we very rarely fight
 I only get grouchy when he steals my milk
 Or when it gets cold in the graveyard at night
 Oh, it's so bone-chilling in the graveyard at night
 All right
 My best friend's a skeleton
 And his humor's really dry
 My best friend's a skeleton
 We'll be friends 'till the day that we die
 People think it makes no sense
 Be we know that it's fine
 When life gets tough or too intense
 I know he's got my back
 And he's got mine
 And even if there comes a time
 When my buddy isn't there
 He'll always be inside of me
 So I'll never despair
 My best friend's a skeleton
 He hugs me when I cry
 My best friend's a skeleton
 We'll be friends 'till the day we die
 My best friend's a skeleton
 He's a really stand-up guy
 My best friend's a skeleton
 And now you the reasons why
 We'll be friends 'till the day that we die
 'Till the day that we shrivel up and die