X's

Walked 20 minutes to the bar in 30 degrees
 Just to get a, "Hell no", to my fake ID
 He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe
 A little thing like you was born in '73"
 Man, give me a break, ya know my hearts been broke
 He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke"
 I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know"
 But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat
 Now I got X's on my hands
 While my ex is on my mind
 I'll do anything I can
 Just to get a drink or five
 Gimme just one night, just one
 Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
 Might be a tad melodramatic
 But these exes
 Are ruining my life tonight
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 They're ruining my life tonight
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 Now it's 12:45, I ain't feeling the vibe
 There were ten whole minutes where I talked to a guy
 He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife
 Yeah, I was never his type
 'Cause I got X's on my hands
 While my ex is on my mind
 I'll do anything I can
 Just to get a drink or five
 Gimme just one night, just one
 Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
 Might be a tad melodramatic
 But these exes
 Are ruining my life tonight
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 Does anyone know
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 How to wash off permanent marker
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 Does anyone know
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 'Cause I got X's on my hands (on my hands)
 While my ex is on my mind (on my mind)
 I'll do anything I can (anything I can)
 Just to get a drink or five
 Gimme just one night, just one
 Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
 Might be a tad melodramatic
 But these exes
 Are ruining my life tonight
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 Are ruining my life tonight
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 How to wash off permanent marker
 Whoa, whoa-oh
 Might be a tad melodramatic
 But these exes
 Are ruining my life tonight