Paul Rudd

Respect this crippin', I mean like cripples (I mean like cripples)
 My ankles brittle and they squishy like some pickles (Squish)
 I got crossed in the park playing pickup (Hah)
 Can't even bend over to pick up a nickel (Bling)
 That's kinda hard for me 'cause I'm Jewish ('Cause I'm Jewish)
 And I'm thirsty for that money like a student (Money like a student)
 Culturally we ain't bout the talking (Shh)
 Rico but I walk around with crumbs in my pocket
 Crumbs in the bed I eat when it's bedtime (Good night)
 I brush my teeth with a pineapplе enzyme (Shh shh shh)
 Fuck with dead guys gang in my wallеt
 Gang gang in my bank account and my faucet
 Got drip so these pipes stay leaking (Drip drip drip)
 Me and these old white men go antiquing (Go antiquing)
 Pine-Sol keeps the marble floors squeaking (Squeak)
 Pine Fresh how the kush stay reeking (Yeah)
 Need my calcium I'm lactose intolerant
 I feel like Future how I'm fat hoes intolerant
 Booty soft like the ass hold some collagen
 Make me PM I'll put bad hoes in Parliament
 Yeah it goes on and on
 Feel like Paul Rudd how I last so long
 They talking down on me they the fake Yodas
 Got me in my bowl bouta do some baked yoga (Uh)
 Ayy! I got Paul Rudd in a pinto (In a pinto)
 Call my bitch Sasha Grey with the dick though (Dick though)
 You a kid you get kicked out the window (Out the window)
 Even Jared had to pass like Quiznos
 Ayy! I got Paul Rudd in a pinto (Drive bitch)
 Put it together Paul Simon my bitch bro (Bitch bro)
 Nips flat and round like bingo (Like bingo)
 And I'm all up in that booty like Dig Dug (Dig dig dig!)
 I got Paul Rudd in my pintos
 And I'm talkin' bout the bean burritos
 Ant-Man blood season my elotes
 I'm tryna eat Paul Rudd like Chipotle
 Boil his limbs then eat the muscles
 Served with a side of some toasted brussels (Toasted brussels)
 Yo, I don't always eat people (I don't always eat)
 But when I do, Don Cheadle
 LetEmKno we finna blow up like ISIS
 And ya girl got gingivitis
 Hey, that's a foul thing for you to say to me
 Sorry sis, check ya toothpaste recipe
 I don't know what to do about these immigrants
 But Jeffrey Epstein sure was innocent
 JK, I was being ironic
 Like the CGI guys from the live action Sonic
 Damn son, I be smokin' on the chronic
 Scars hide where we keep 'em safe like chronic
 Cruisin down Taconic Paul Rudd in the back
 With a colony of maggots Gettin' Jiggy in the Rudd Sack
 Fuck meth, I'm crystal ballin'
 Genocide the beat like Josef Stalin
 Spread some Vegemite on Paul Rudd's pinky
 Misunderstood like Ted Kaczynski
 Ayy! I got Paul Rudd in a pinto (In a pinto)
 Call my bitch Eva Yi with the deepthroat, ayy! (Dick though)
 Throw a contract out the window (Out the window)
 Even dinero had to pass like a gringo
 I got Karl Marx in a pinto (Drive bitch)
 Put it together Paul Rudd is my bitch bro damn (Bitch bro)
 Nips flat and round like bingo (Like bingo)
 And I'm all up in that booty like dig dug (Dig dig dig!)
 Yo they call me Pauly Ruddy gettin' muddy in your underpants
 Throwin' mad hands causin' havoc at the contra dance
 Smokin' with the Taliban, payin' for my medicine
 Fornicating in a mattress store they call me paladin
 Catch me at an Arby's in a sock puppet manikin
 Lost all of my laundry at my moms house so I'm panickin'
 Yeah you heard me puppets, I'm a man of the hood
 I'm gettin' paid on the way 'cause it's finger lickin' good
 Put me in coach, fingers in my toast
 Suck all of my digits like a horny ass camel
 Who's been losing tooth enamel in a sweaty checkered flannel
 Back on Disney channel solar panels
 Infiltrate the Pentagon got a handle on this scandal
 Like I'm cookin' with some cardamom
 Paul Rudd