Backwash

It became a muscle, a hustle to be a Jack Russell
 Whose head was deaf and once again binged the Big Brother boxset
 He knows about self-satisfaction, his nose looks like a toe
 And anytime his watch would die, he'd trip over himself
 "Hello," he went to the sink and put Vaseline on a trout
 "Hello," eventually spoke like a wheel on a basking shark
 He advises it, revises a bit and too much to be ignored
 And then hе saw a wall, a wall, a wall, a wall, a wall, a wall
 He wakes up, he hеsitates, and not too confident
 And locked in a bedroom, over, under again
 In the middle of it all, he habitually cut them off
 3/16, broke his machine, prepares to be himself
 Over-shelved in blank, over-shelved in blank
 Over that a cat, a pillar, a knick, a knack, some bloke just there
 A prick, a prat, lovely magic, new knees, a stick, a wick
 A wig, the lick, a private in-joke that bloke just spoke a shark attack
 New to that
 Overthought it, still was excited
 Still needs improvement, but that was perfect
 Dirty forward, back washed
 No one looks cool around a wasp
 I can barely tie my shoes, get in a strop
 I give dirty looks to people reading books who
 Say they don't watch cartoons or anything that is blue
 I think I really like you, try to say something new
 I wanna eat your perfume, I wanna be your—
 Cat, a pillar, a knick, a knack, some bloke just there
 A prick, a prat, lovely magic, new knees, a stick, a wick
 A wig, the lick, a private in-joke
 That bloke just spoke a shark attack new to wall, wall, wall, wall
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 "Hello, hello," nice to chat while his teeth are falling out
 "Hello," eventually spoke like a wheel on a basking shark
 He advises it, revises a bit, and too much to be adored
 And then he saw a wall, a wall, a wall, a wall