Tom's Diner (feat. Britney Spears)

I am sitting in the morning
 At the diner on the corner
 I am waiting at the counter
 For the man to pour the coffee
 And he fills it only halfway
 And before I even argue
 He is looking out the window
 At somebody coming in
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 "It is always nice to see you"
 Says the man behind the counter
 To the woman who has come in
 She is shaking her umbrella
 And I look the other way
 As they are kissing their hellos
 And I'm pretending not to see them
 Instead, I pour the milk
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 Everybody's welcome
 Come on, come on in
 Suit yourself down
 The funnies never ends
 Love is the drug
 That makes you wanna drink
 'Til the morning after
 I open up the paper
 There's a story of an actor
 Who had died while he was drinking
 It was no one I had heard of
 And I'm turning to the horoscope
 Looking for the funnies
 When I'm feeling someone watching me
 And so I raise my head
 So I raised my head
 So I raised my head