If I Had Me a Woman

Well if I had me a woman who is big and fat
 I'd jump up and down like an alleycat
 If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
 If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
 
 If I had me a woman who is lean and tall
 I'd lay down with her, crake a big wolf call
 If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
 If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
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 Well I'd stand on my head 'till I lost my breath
 Then I'd grab her and I'd squeeze her half to death
 If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
 If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
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 Now if I had me a woman as skinny as a flea
 I'd be as happy as a monkey in a tree
 If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
 If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
 Now I'd jump up and down and I'd turn a few flips
 And I'd grab her and I'd kiss her on her pretty sweet lips
 If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
 If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around