Power of the Laser Dragon Fire

Remember the days long ago
 When we fought side by side for the glory
 Battling foes of Dundee in a war in the sky
 Now in this valley we hide
 The last hope in this desperate story
 Onwards into the unknown you must quest forever
 In an alternate dimension
 Under spell of evil warlock
 There's no chance to return to our home
 Now we're far away, lost in a different reality
 Slaying dragons
 Fighting to save the Kingdom of Fife
 We are warriors
 Wielding the hammer so glorious
 Fighting with the power of the Laser Dragon Fire
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 I have discovered a scroll
 Telling tales of equipment for wizard
 A jetpack of ultimate steel with the power to fly
 It lies in a cave to the north
 Guarded by unholy creatures
 But if your quest is to fail we'll all die together
 With the boost of mighty jetpack
 Into outer space you can arise
 And find your destiny once more
 Now we're far away, lost in a different reality
 Slaying dragons
 Fighting to save the Kingdom of Fife
 We are warriors
 Wielding the hammer so glorious
 Fighting with the power of the Laser Dragon Fire
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 Ride forth, mighty warrior
 Beyond the crystalline gates of the Land of Unicorns
 Into the great plaguelands of Caithness
 There you must seek your true destiny
 Many perils await you on your journey
 But victorious you will return
 With the power to defeat Zargothrax for all eternity!
 Remember the heroes
 Who died in the war of Space Dundee
 Now lost in another galaxy
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 Far away, lost in a different reality
 One more final battle to save the Kingdom of Fife
 Far away, lost in a different reality
 Slaying dragons
 Fighting to save the Kingdom of Fife
 We are warriors
 Wielding the hammer so glorious
 Fighting with the power of the
 Ancient holy tragic raging Laser Dragon Fire